BAD CUSTOMERS

I stopped into a "bodega" in Brooklyn the other night, and saw a sign on the beer cooler - it said, "No beer for pregnant women."

I want to say that's sad, but that would be too cliche. So, instead, I'll say, that's gay -- which is a cliche, too, almost implying I'm saying that "gay" is the new "sad", but it's not, I swear.

Being gay is fine. Being pregnant and drinking beer is not...unless you're 100% sure you're pregnant with a little retarded baby. Then, you might as well...it ain't getting any better from here.